Swing Low, Sweet Double Gs

Dear Avid Reader. I don't know if you've noticed this about me but Yes. Indeed. Perhaps it is the first thing you notice about me. Actually, in most cases (if not all,) I think it is. Yes, reader, I have been blessed with mounds of squishy fat that would make Shakira shriek "it's Everest" before... Continue Reading →


Turning Saints into the Sea

We live in a time where we are constantly comparing ourselves. Social media has made it easier to critique and criticise. We put all of our sparking lacy underwear is on display, and others who may have more rotted garments are imbued with shame. This imagined virtual world on Facebook and Twitter makes us see... Continue Reading →

Happiness = Death

As previously mentioned, for almost a year I've been in an identity crisis that has only recently resolved itself. I've crawled through the dirt and mud, bloody fingernails and all, to reconnect with the hyperactive overgrown obese child that I am. And, honey, it has felt so goooooooooood. Losing yourself or even feeling like you've... Continue Reading →

The Email Meltdown

It's about two o'clock on an lazy Tuesday afternoon and I'm on a comedown of a terrific, albeit alcoholic week. Travelling to the Emerald Isles for my birthday followed by a mini-pub crawl with work colleagues culminating in cocktails with my mother. It's been a blissful couple of days where work and emails were far... Continue Reading →

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